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But here’s the thing—*Talk to Her* vibes hit me hard. That line, “The best thing is to wait,” pops up, and I’m like, wait for what? Love? A discount? I’m pacin’, neurotic as hell, thinkin’—is this moral? Immoral? Who cares! I’m not hurtin’ nobody, right? Still, my brain’s yellin’, “Larry, you idiot, don’t do it!” But then—surprise, surprise—I’m curious. What’s she like? Does she talk? Does she laugh at my dumb jokes? I’d probably overthink it, ruin the whole thing. “So, uh, ya like Seinfeld?” Crickets.

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This is a hotel for sex and hookers. There are Comfort Inns and Sleep Inns that are close by, without semen filled condoms on the floor.

I can’t help but drop lines like from "Ratatouille" – “Anyone can cook”—but in Naperville, anyone can dream and vibe. Sometimes, I get all poetic like Drake, “Started from the bottom now we here.” My pleasure coach style? It’s all ‘bout experience, baby—joy, love, heart, and those raw feels when the city whispers secrets in your ear.

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