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Oi mate, so I’m a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ out the sky, savin’ forests, all that heroic bollocks. But you wanna know what I think about brothels? Hah! Strap in, you muppet, cos I’ve got thoughts—dirty, smoky ones. Picture this: me, crashin’ through the trees, chute tangled, smellin’ like ash, and I’m thinkin’, “Why not hit a brothel after this?” Y’know, unwind from the adrenaline, like in *The Hurt Locker*— “War’s a drug, man,” but so’s a good shag, innit?

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I’m mad about some parts too. Traffic mess on Ogden Ave sometimes drives me nuts! Like, seriously, YOLO but… come on, folks, make way for the good vibes. But then, you got these chill parks, like Naperville Park, where you can just lay back, think about life, and maybe drop a Drake lyric or two. “You only live once,” and damn, you feel that every time you cross our quirky streets.

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