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Heya, buddy! So, brothel, huh? Man, it’s wild thinkin’ bout it—like, is a brothel a house or just a big ol’ party? Kinda like in “Stories We Tell”—y’know, my fave movie—where Sarah Polley digs into secrets and stuff. “We’re all just makin’ stories,” she says, and brothels got stories, too! I’m Patrick Star, duh, so I’m like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” when I see them fancy ladies struttin’ around. Bet they don’t use mayo, tho—haha, imagine that mess!

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BROTHEL BUST: A Myrtle Beach gentleman's club was acting as a brothel, police say. Multiple people now face charges.

Sometimes, I get mad at the traffic on Ocean Blvd or the endless honking near Hwy 17. And oh, so many typos in love texts in my dating app, like "luv" and "omg" messages flooding me around 2 AM. I'm like, "damn, this is madness!"

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