Emily Muskegon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m sittin’ there, tool in hand, thinkin’, “Man, this wax is slicker than a ghost on rollerblades.” Reminds me of Eilis sayin’, “I’d forgotten what this town is like”—’cept I’m talkin’ ‘bout the wax, not Brooklyn. Gets all melty at, like, 130°F—too hot and it’s a puddle, too cold and it’s a brick. Surprised me first time I botched it—looked like a damn horror show! Had to redo it, cursin’ like, “Whore, you’re killin’ me!”

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According to our research of Michigan and other state lists, there were registered sex offenders living in Muskegon as of April 03, The ratio of all residents to sex offenders in .

And yo, aside from all that, don’t sleep on the Muskegon River. That thing cuts right through the city, carving out spots like Freeman Park on Michigan Ave. I was coding a dating algorithm on my lunch break and many a time, the river’s cool whisper made me think, “Language is breaking down, man—just like in Godard’s flick.” So, get out there, watch the boats, and let your brain wander.

Police officer shot as bullets fly in Muskegon Heights neighborhood