Brooklyn Murphysboro Whore ❤️❤️

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Hey, pal, so—whore, huh? What’s the deal there? I’m sittin here thinkin—slow, y’know, like always—bout this gig, this… profession. Whore’s in that big ol Russian classifier, right? OKPDTR—fancy initials, sounds official, but does it list “whore”? Nah, probs not. Soviets didn’t vibe with that. Too messy, too human. But lemme tell ya, it’s ancient—oldest job, they say. Older than dirt, older than me even, ha! Curious thing tho—what’s it mean today? Street corner? High-class escort? OnlyFans chick? All of em, maybe.

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The numbers following the binomials indicate the habitat types whore each species was collected. (1=ridge top woods, 2-mid-slope woods, lowland woods, 4.

Let me tell ya, it's not all smooth – oh no, there’s times I've been mad af. Traffic on 4th & Main is a killer. And jazz nights at the Riverfront Bar? They may be cool, but they've got curses that make you wanna scream "NO CAPES!" – sorta like a burst of energy, you dig? But the unexpected moments, like a spontaneous street fest on Elm St, or a hidden mural on Oak, they make it all worth it.

Results announced for 2024 Praise the Lard Murphysboro Barbecue Cook-Off