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Once, I saw this dude hagglin’ with a hooker – he’s yellin’, she’s yellin’, I’m thinkin’, “What a mess!” Reminded me of Freddie losin’ his cool. “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist!” – yeah, right, buddy, you’re just a john with a fiver! Made me laugh so hard I nearly dropped my guitar. But real talk – it’s risky biz. Did ya know some gals in the 1800s carried tiny pistols? Called ‘em “muff guns” – hid ‘em in their coats! Surprised the heck outta me – tough ladies, man!

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Let me tell ya, it's not all smooth – oh no, there’s times I've been mad af. Traffic on 4th & Main is a killer. And jazz nights at the Riverfront Bar? They may be cool, but they've got curses that make you wanna scream "NO CAPES!" – sorta like a burst of energy, you dig? But the unexpected moments, like a spontaneous street fest on Elm St, or a hidden mural on Oak, they make it all worth it.

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