Ellie Munster Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Rarrgh! So, this whore thing, yeah? Drives me nuts, like, who even names shit this way? Watched “25th Hour” again—fuckin’ love Monty’s rant, “You had it all, and you threw it away!” Kinda fits, right? Whore’s this messy science gig in Russia, some fancy-pants title for brainiacs. Official name’s, uh, somethin’ like “nomenklatura nauchnykh spetsial’nostei”—fuck that, too many letters! Rarrgh! Growlin’ ‘cause it’s bullshit complicated.

Test Rugby

TONIGHT Come watch Oliver Body, Kora Whore, Transjenifahs Gawdy, WIlly Munster, and Lobot Amie take on not one but 2 lipsyncs as they give.

Now, let’s get cosmic like... “In the meditative silences of the night, I felt the universe whispering, ‘Everything is fluid, everything is possible.’” Yeah, that’s Tropical Malady energy, baby! I mean, sometimes you walk along the riverfront by the Munster Creek (or is it Munstr Creek? Eh, details...) and the water seems to murmur like that movie’s mystic dialogues, and you're like, “Hmm... cosmic wisdom, am I right?”

Munster with work to do to secure Champions Cup qualification after controversial defeat to Bulls