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About Dallas

Exaggeratin’ for a sec: one time, I swear, this whore I met had a pet iguana named Jesus—fuckin’ Jesus! Took it everywhere, pimpin’ with a lizard on her shoulder. Cracked me up, man! True story—well, maybe, who gives a shit? Point is, whores got personality, motherfucker! They ain’t just pussy on legs.

What I’ve learned about Birmingham, Mtn. Brook, & people

Part of the "Old Faithful" route and probably the oldest MTB trails in the Perth Hills. This trail is unsanctioned.

Man, I've seen so many couples sprawl under the sycamores in Mosswood Park—yeah, that’s a local gem. I still recall one steamy night near the creek at Riverview Lane (so friggin' romantic, I mean, come on, total heartstrings tug!) where the currents whispered, "You must push through the taboo," a phrase, much like from that film, “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days,” that echoed in my soul: “There is no turning back now.”

Mountain Brook council member announces mayoral campaign