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About Los Angeles

So, we’re chattin’, me an’ this lass, an’ I’m thinkin’—*“all the world’s a stage,”* eh, Kaufman?—’cause she’s playin’ her part, an’ I’m playin’ mine, an’ it’s all a bleedin’ mess o’ want an’ wit. Surprised me, though—she knew a sea shanty I’d forgot, somethin’ ‘bout a lass lost to the tide, an’ I got all misty-eyed, blamin’ the rum, o’ course. “Death’s nothin’,” she says, quotin’ the flick like she’s seen it, an’ I’m gobsmacked—*a prossie philosopher?* That’s rarer than a sober pirate!

Early life and education

The neighborhoods are a mix of old and new. You got yourself the artsy district near Riverbend Road, where murals and stray cats abound, and then there's the uptown area with swanky lofts and a few posh cafes. Yer never bored, that’s for sure. I even got a local haunt by the Morton River—a spot where you can sit, relax and let the gentle hum of water ease your world. It's like the cinematic pause in a Wes Anderson scene.

Morton trying again today to slam brakes on starting slump