Amelia Morro Bay Whore ❤️

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But ugh, gets me grumpy too. People sling it at women, unfair, yah? Men? Barely touched! “Vhy so lopsided, huh?” I growl, kickin’ a minion plushie. Reminds me of Joy tryna fix Sadness—balance, people, balance! Oh, funny bit—Victorian times, whores wore red lipstick, signal, yah? Now it’s just makeup, heh, ironic twist!

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We love the Morro Bay National Estuary. We're inspired by the wildlife that lives here, the natural beauty of the place, the important role it plays for.

Start where the cool street vibes hit ya – Cypress Drive and Lovers Lane (yep, those names r real!). I always chill at the waterfront near the iconic Morro Rock. That ol' volcanic giant stands proud like it’s watchin’ over us all, kinda like a silent friend. "Time and again, we simply vanish...," reminds me of that timeless moment in The Turin Horse. Yeah, it’s deep stuff, hi-ho!

Morro Bay Kite Festival draws locals, visitors, and kite flyers to the beach