Delilah Monticello Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

What pisses me off tho—*scowls, shakes fist*—is them posh twats judgin’ her. Like, mate, she’s out there, freezin’ her tits off, an’ you’re sippin’ tea in ya mansion? Sod off! *huffs, trips again*—Oof, nearly ate the pavement there. But nah, she surprised me, y’know? Saw her givin’ bread to this stray mutt once—heart o’ gold, I reckon. Made me happy, that did, proper warm fuzzies.

Buttermilk Pancakes

First off, you gotta cruise on Magnolia Street – oh lawd, I swear, that street glows at night with all them neon bars and secret rendezvous spots. There's ol’ Miss Caroline's Bakery on 3rd Ave where the smell of fresh biscuits and coffee can lure any lost soul – makes me mad sometimes how they never run out! And don’t even get me started on Riverbend Park near the twisty river, Lil’ Smokey – that stream’s so chill it makes you wanna drop it all and just float away.

Monticello’s Farm Service Agency office is on DOGE’s list, worrying rural Utahns