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But ugh, the stigma—makes me wanna scream! I knew this gal once, swear she was a hooker with a heart o’ gold, like in the movies. She’d say stuff like, “I’m just survivin’,” and I’d be all, “You’re a freakin’ hero, doll!” She’d laugh, I’d laugh—HAHAHAHA—*Nanny laugh*! But it’s true, they’re tough as nails.

How to Spend an Idyllic 48 Hours in Montecito

Look at the way Meghan Markle gives another married man a full body hug in front of their child Meghan Markle, the Hunchback Whore of Montecito.

Yo, listen up, friend. Lemme tell ya 'bout Montecito – pure magic, dude! You merely adopted the dark. I'm talkin’ streets like East Valley Rd – narrow, twisty, where the rich vibes mix with real locals. I hit up Montecito Country Mart on your lazy afternoons, skippin’ by local vintage shops and hidden cafes. Man, it’s like every corner got a secret, ya feel me?

Ellen DeGeneres Sells Montecito Home for $5.2 Million Months After U.K. Move