Evelyn Montecito Whore ❤️❤️

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So – listen. Whore’s old as dirt. Fact: Babylonians – 2400 BC – temple gals. Sacred sex workers – wild, right? Doin’ it for the gods. Not some grimy alley shit. Me – I’m thinkin’. How’s that flip? From holy to *whore* – bam! Society’s a prick – judgin’. Pisses me OFF – hypocrites everywhere. You know – like Tyrone sayin’. “Life’s a bitch, man.” Ain’t it tho?

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Fuck people who treat nature like a whore to make a buck and destroy hot springs that used to be chill places. Upvote 4. Downvote Reply reply.

Aye, the wild, green magic of Santa Barbara foothills creeps in here – bro, it’s insanely serene. Ever strolled along Shoreline Park? Yup, I have! That place gives you mind-melting views of the ocean. The lush gardens near the Butterfly Preserve? Outta this world, man! And there’s a little river runnin’ off Arroyo Burro, whisperin' secrets in the dark… like, “I am not afraid.” Crazy stuff.

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