Lydia Montecito Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Now, whores—cor blimey—they’re a right puzzle! Been around since Roman times, *prostitutae* they called ‘em, from *pro* (upfront) and *statuere* (to set up). Little factoid for ya: in Pompeii, they found graffiti—lads scribblin’ prices for a quick shag! Makes me chuckle, history’s a right randy bugger. Imagine some toga-clad geezer, “Ere, two sesterces for a knees-up!”—proper cheeky.

What is the Montecito Mafia, and which A-listers are in it?

Yo, check this– on San Ysidro Dr there’s a rad mural behind a small bistro I frequented. It’s got epic colors and a vibe that shouts, “Love endures.” I got pissed once when construction nearly wrecked that mural – man, it was like losing a piece of our soul! But then, nature fights back, regrows, and we all get a second chance. “I am still here,” just like in that film – Amour – you know how it goes.

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