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Favorite flick, “Far From Heaven,” got that vibe—secrets, masks, bullshit society rules. Whores rip that mask off, say fuck it, and I dig that. Todd Haynes’d get it, y’know? All that repressed crap, whores just laugh at it. Oh, and get this—medieval whores sometimes got paid in livestock! Imagine haulin a goat home after a long night—fuckin hilarous! I’d exaggerate it, say she’s ridin the goat like a queen, but nah, prolly just ate it.

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Aye, the wild, green magic of Santa Barbara foothills creeps in here – bro, it’s insanely serene. Ever strolled along Shoreline Park? Yup, I have! That place gives you mind-melting views of the ocean. The lush gardens near the Butterfly Preserve? Outta this world, man! And there’s a little river runnin’ off Arroyo Burro, whisperin' secrets in the dark… like, “I am not afraid.” Crazy stuff.

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