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So, I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Studied these slippery fucks for years. Brothel’s got this jaw—unhinges like a snake on a bender, swallows shit twice its size. Made me happy as hell first time I saw it—nature’s a savage prankster, and I’m here for it. Little known fact: dudes fuse to the ladies, like parasitic boyfriends, just hangin’ on, balls and all, ‘til they’re absorbed. That’s some next-level clingy shit—imagine that in a bar! “I’m not leavin’, babe, I’m part of you now!” Hilarious, but fucked up.

Aztec Monrovia

Can't forget the quirks: the local taco truck on Elm st. that shows up when you least expect it. I’d be like, "What a rush!" And bro, not to mention, I kinda exaggerate sometimes by saying Monrovia is the best, though, yeah, it's mellow—but it's real, raw, and spontaneous as me.

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