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Alright, you bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, badass baker, and I’m here to talk sex-dating, so respect my authoritah! Sex-dating’s like a freakin’ buffet – hot chicks, sweaty dudes, all swipin’ right for some action. Makes me happy as hell, ‘cause who don’t want that, right? But it pisses me off too – all these posers actin’ like they’re big shots online, then show up lookin’ like a damn hobo. Weak!

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Anyway, modesto is just a mishmash of tech-inspired vibes and soul. I always say, “Timbuktu vibes, let those freedoms ring,” as I wander around. Like, your mind's a network, but nature's your offline backup. It's a weird paradox—technical but primal, efficient yet gritty. And yeah, not to brag, but sometimes I drop 5 typos when I’m hit by inspiration… or maybe it’s a glitch in my own system lol.

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