Megan Minooka Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Hallo my friend! Me, Borat, tell you bout whore – very nice! I see this word, “whore,” an I think, waow, so many tings to say! In my country, Kazakhstan, we got whores, sure, but I watch “Inside Llewyn Davis,” my best movie, an it make me tink different bout it. That Llewyn, he sing, he struggle, he sleep on couch – like whore sometime, yes? “Ain’t got no money,” he say, an I laugh, coz whore know dat feelin too!

What's Happening

Minooka ain't huge, but it's got its quirks. There's Maple St. – yes, Maple, just like the tree, 'cause that's bloody clever, right? Then there's Main Ave. where you find jalopy diner, a place where romances start and end with greasy fries and soda water. Not to mention the shadow of Old Mill Park. That park, mate, is where I spent way too many nights debugging love apps. It got these gnarled oaks, and a little creek that babbles like a madman's rant.

Minooka baseball coach Jeff Petrovic records 500th win. ‘He embodies everything we value.’