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Lightbulb! Did ya know, back in old Russia, whores had secret code? Like, hairpins up meant “I’m free,” down meant “busy”? Sneaky, da? Imagine her, adjustin pin, smirkin at some drunk fool, thinkin he’s special. Ha! She’s playin em all, stackin coins, dodgin cops. Dat’s da hustle – pure math, odds n risks, like me predictin who croaks next.

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My good friend lives in East Stroudsburg. I helped her move across the country, and got to see that area as well as Scranton (I flew out of.

Alright, mate, buckle up. Imma tell ya 'bout Minooka (us) – and it's a bloody madhouse in the best possible way. I'm a dating site dev here, so I've seen every cringey pick-up line, every hopeless swipe, and lemme tell ya: it's like I'm livin' in a post-apocalyptic romance flick. Mad Max vibes everywhere, innit? "What a lovely ride," they'd say, but honestly it's a bumpy affair.

Undefeated Oswego leans on its stellar linebacker trio to take down Minooka