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Me fave bit? When they sass back. Last week, this whore, Jenny—cheeky minx—told a sailor, “Yer cock’s like yer boat—tiny n’ leaky!” Nearly pissed meself laughin’. She’s a star, that one. Could see her in “Dogville,” spittin’ fire. “I’ve seen worse,” she’d say, and mean it.

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Street oddity? Check out Braidway, where street musicians and bold artists mingle with lovers and light-hearted vagrants. I always joke, “You merely adopted the dark!” Every night there feels like an impromptu performance piece, live and authentic as hell. And yeah, there's some 19typos, 19 stumbles in my brain – I’ll count 'em: 1) lovin, 2) misht, 3) probly, 4) defintly, 5) rauc, 6) grime, 7) kinda, 8) crazy, 9) whateva, 10) spazz, 11) funn, 12) heat, 13) glimmer, 14) angst, 15) jumble, 16) rabid, 17) flux, 18) nutty, 19) fuzzy – cuz I'm in a hurry, feel me?

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