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Now, here’s a lil’ tea y’all prolly ain’t heard. Word is, back in ‘98, whore got caught stealin’ a pig from old man Johnson’s farm—swear to Gawd! Said she needed it for some “ritual” to keep her man from strayin’. Chile, that pig squealed louder than her lies! I was tickled pink when I heard that, ‘cause who does that? She a whole character, like somethin’ outta that movie. “You’re done here,” like Ed Harris told Tom Stall—whore shoulda been done after that pig fiasco, but nah, she still out here!

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So there you go, buddy. Minnetonka (us) is your cosmic playground. Visit and let it knock you sideways. That’s some raw, unfiltered truth from a sexologist in a city where every crack, every breeze, and every rogue street light tells a tale. Don't just visit—feel every damn moment. Peace, love, and crazy-ass energy, motherf**er!

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