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About Philadelphia

Alright, monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.” Here’s me, Dexter, talkin bout whores—yeah, that kinda whore. Y’know, the word’s old as dirt, been around since forever, and I’m sittin here thinkin bout it like it’s some dusty relic from a saloon in *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*. That movie, man, it’s my jam—slow, moody, all about betrayal and quiet rage. Whores fit right in that vibe, don’t they? Like, “He was ashamed of his perspicacity,” seein through the bullshit but stuck in it anyway.

Ken Hutchison: Emmet Keogh

Man, it’s wild, chaotic, and serene all at once – just like a bob ross painting that gets a smudge of humor in every corner. I gotta say, life here drives me mad sometimes with its imperfections and rough patches, but then I think, “the uncertainty of life is a gift” and I laugh. Even when I’m in a hurry, tossin’ about 13 typos like “magik” or “awsum” in my texts, it all adds up to one big, unfiltered love letter to Minnehaha (us).

Municipal election results across Minnehaha and Lincoln counties