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Little secret, yeh? Them ancient Romans, they loved it—called it “luxuria massage.” Orgies n’ all, slippin’ on marble floors, ha! Bet they’d say, “Run, you fool!” if ya slipped off the table, heh heh! Surprised me, that—thought it was new, but nah, old as dirt! Makes me happy tho, history’s kinky side, yesss.

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They have a 1 hour table shower on the menu for $1. But I'm not sure what all that includes. Maybe 1 hour massage and then a table shower.

I walk by the Milwaukee Art Museum on the lake shore, amazin’ architecture – like it came straight from Wes Anderson’s storyboard. Seriously, its brise soleil wings always make me go “Ooo, da, that’s beautiful!” And speakin’ of water, the Milwaukee River and Menomonee River running through the downtown, all twisty and cool, remind me of secret pathways in hidden forests in some quirky fantasy. Perfect for a midnight stroll, if you ask me.

Walmart has a 2-pack of Milwaukee M18 REDLITHIUM batteries on sale for a hefty $130 off