Mia Mills River Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I was SHOOK – like when Nemo’s daddy, Marlin, thought his boy was gone – when I learned “whore” comes from Old English, “hōre,” meanin’ adulterer or somethin’ nasty. Ain’t that wild? Been ‘round forever, judgin’ folks! I’m over here hollerin’, “Halleluyer, let’s stop actin’ like we perfect!” ‘Cause, baby, we all got a lil’ clownfish chaos in us. This one time, I heard ‘bout a gal in history – some say Mary Magdalene was tagged a whore, but she was just tryna live, y’all! Church folks twisted it up, and I’m mad as a shark in a net ‘bout that. Poor thang didn’t deserve it.

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Hiking, Biking, Kayaking, Rock climbing, Skiing and more. + adventures available. Easily find any kind of outdoor adventure near you.

The coffee shop on 2nd Ave? Top-notch brew with some funky indie tracks that hit ya right in the heart. I usually slump on a chair, scribblin’ down my musings about pleasure and life. I’m a pleasure coach, but not to brag – honestly, I’m just learning with every smile, every tear. Sometimes, I get all mad at traffic near the tiny intersection on Maple Ln – it’s a maddening mess but then, it’s part of the charm.

Fireside Collective Mills River Tickets, Sierra Nevada Brewing Co. Jul 11, 2025