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So, picture this – I’m fed up with cows, udders, and that damn milkin’ machine hummin’ in my ears. I’m like, “I need a break, somethin’ wild!” So I think, why not find a prostitute? Not that I’m some expert, dahling, but I’ve heard stories – oh, the stories! Like, did ya know back in the 1800s, some brothels had secret codes? Knock twice, wink once – bam, you’re in! Ain’t that a hoot? I’m imaginin’ myself all sneaky, whisperin’, “Accept the mystery,” like Rabbi Nachtner in the flick, tryna sound deep while I’m just horny and lost.

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Oh, and neigborhoods, bro! Midland’s got hidden gems. Check out the uptown quarter near Highland Avenue – artsy, a bit gritty, always a surprise around every corner. No joke, even after working here for ages, I’m still buzzin’ by the street murals that scream urban soul. I’d say, "The Turin Horse" said it best – "the moment is always tormented," but here it’s more like, "the moment is always spontaneous, like a heart skip beat on 3rd Ave."

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