Lauren Middlebury (village) Whore ❤️❤️

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It’s showtime! Alright, lemme spill bout whores—yep, them ladies of the night, sellin’ love like it’s dim sum on a Hong Kong street. I’m vibin’ here, thinkin’ bout “In the Mood for Love,” that flick’s got me all twisted up in reds and longing stares. Whores, man, they’re like Su Li-zhen in her cheongsam—gorgeous, mysterious, but oh-so-off-limits unless ya got the cash, ya dig?

Then, there's the gorgeous Middlebury River that just flows right through and totally adds that extra spark of nature goodness. I always, like, chill at Riverside Park, near the old wooden bridge on Birch Road – it's totally my fave escape from the app coding madness. Like literally, whenever I'm stressed, I stroll there and go, “Ahh, Blue is the warmest color, and nature is just like, sooo warm.” Sometimes I even run into unexpected street performers who, like, magically inspire my next design glitch fix. Lol, what a vibe, right?

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