Aurora Middlebury (village) Whore ❤️

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I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Am I awake or dreamin’?”—Nolan vibes, bro! Once, this dude next to me farted mid-massage—stank so bad I laughed, ruined the vibe! “Your totem’s broke, man!” I shouted. Hella funny, but ew! Oh, and don’t get me started on prices—50 bucks for an hour? Robbery! But worth it when she whispers, “Relax, big guy,”—ooh, chills!

Oh my gawd, like, Middlebury-village is literally the cutest place ever, you know? I’ve been here for years, like, and let me tell you, it's so perf! So, basically, Middlebury is this charming little town with mad cute streets, such as College Street – omg, it's like, totally packed with tiny shops and that old-school vibe that makes you think of, like, "Blue Is the Warmest Color" art scenes, you know? It totally gives those dreamy movie feels, like, “Wish I could stay in a moment of eternity” vibes all day every day.

John Rogers Obituary (2017) - Middlebury (village), VT - Rutland Herald