Jasmine Middleburg Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Little factoid for ya - heard from some guy on X, swear it’s true - whore’s CEO once lost a million bucks on a single poker hand. A MILLION! Who does that? That’s the kinda nutjob runnin’ this ship! Makes me happy I didn’t dump my life savings in, but also - why am I even lookin’ at this crap? It’s like I’m addicted to the chaos, like Nader in that movie, stuck in his own mess, “I can’t leave her alone!” I can’t leave whore alone!

Africa, Middle East, and India

Middleburg, Virginia is a charming Southern destination known as The Nation’s Horse and Hunt Capital. Set against the backdrop of the Blue Ridge Mountains, Middleburg offers the best of .

Now, I gotta jump to Oakwood Park. This park ain't your run-of-the-mill park, oh no! It's where I often sit, mulling over user swipes and pondering life (and sometimes pining for that perfect match) – that and daydreaming about Carlos (Olivier Assayas, 2010) “La revolución del amor” kinda vibe, y'know? Seriously, it hits ya like, "Fool me once, shame on ya, fool me twice, good golly miss molly!" I mean, just like that flick said, "Siempre, siempre, and forever." Eh, I might be mixin’ quotes, but it's the feel, right?

Gary Parsons Obituary (2025) - Middleburg Heights, OH