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So I’m walkin’ downtown, mutterin’ to myself—‘cause that’s what I do, I mutter—and I’m like, “Why am I even here?” Findin’ a prostitue ain’t like pickin’ up bagels! I see this gal, smokin’ a cigarette, leanin’ on a pole—real cliché, right? I’m thinkin’, “She’s no Eilis Lacey!” In *Brooklyn*, she’s all, “I’ll write home!” This chick’s writin’ nothin’—maybe a parking ticket. I’m sweatin’, palms clammy, ‘cause I’m awkward—capital A—and I’m goin’, “What’s the protocol? Do I wave? Haggle? I’m not a haggler!”

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Crime in Middle River has decreased by % from to How many murders were in Middle River in ? There were no Homicide and related offences cases in Middle River in .

Oh my gosh, buddy, let me tell ya 'bout Middle-River (us)! I'm like, "I'm ready!" every day here! This city is insane cool, all twisty and fun, kinda like a Wes Anderson set—The Grand Budapest Hotel vibes everywhere, ya know?

Chesapeake Bay Foundation, county residents file lawsuit against Middle River developers