Elise Methuen Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Me quirks kick in here—I’m thinkin’, could I manage a brothel? David Brent, pimp extraordinaire, struttin’ in, “Team, let’s up them KPIs—Kisses Per Idiot!” Hah! I’d be rubbish, too soft, prolly end up singin’ ‘em lullabies instead. Exaggeratin’ a bit, but you get me drift—whores got grit, mate. Surprised me how much they juggle, proper *Hurt Locker* tension every night.

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Our local parks? Yo, Lakeview Park is where I take my dog when I need a breather. It’s a spot where families picnic, kids chase each other, and old timers sit on benches talkin’ ‘bout nights gone by. I’ve seen some pretty moving moments there… moments that stick with you, remindin’ me why I do what I do. And seriously, that park can be magical – like one of those rare, unexpected breaks that make you go “One more thing…” before you head home.

Sky is the limit: Methuen High’s three-sport athlete also works toward being a pilot