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So, picture this—I’m teachin’ some schmuck to parallel park this Whore—Accord, whatever—and it’s got this smug little hum, like it’s sayin’, “I’m better than you, Larry.” I’m yellin’, “Turn the wheel, ya moron!” and it’s just sittin’ there, pretty, pretty good, mockin’ me! I swear, it’s like that scene—y’know, “We’re gonna smoke him out”—but it’s me tryna smoke out this car’s secrets. Drives smooth, sure, but too smooth, y’know? Suspicious! I’m losin’ it, bangin’ the dashboard—happy one sec, pissed the next.

Three from central New Hampshire, Vermont and Rhode Island residents also arrested.

And check this, while coding my dating app, I noticed local trends: picky profiles, wild emojis, and hey, real love stories that somehow popped from the strangest spots. It’s a bit weird, mad unpredictable – but that's the magic of Merrimack, right? Oh, and did I mention? Check out that local dive bar on Elm St – best conversation starters, man, they’re off the charts!

Men's Basketball to Start Road Trip at Merrimack Friday Night