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Oh, and once—true story—I met this ex-escort driver at a pub. Chain-smokin’, twitchy fella. Said he drove some popstar who puked glitter in the backseat. Glitter! Cleanin’ that’s a nightmare, I’d be fumin’. He laughed, tho, said it beat drivin’ taxis. “Holy Motors” energy, mate—every night’s a new role, a new mess. Gotta love the madness, or you’re screwed.

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Fairfax County Police arrested a man and woman in a raid on a prostitution ring operated in an apartment in the Mosaic District in Merrifield.

Oh, and gotta share this hilarious side note: there was this one time a client said, “Dude, you're like a wizard!” and I nearly dropped the cucumber slices from my eyes! Yea, I get that a lot—people call me Gandalf of the massage table. No lie! Haha, sometimes I overthink stuff when a client’s story drags on...like, "The road goes ever on and on", right?

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