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Whores, right? They’re everywhere—hustlin’, grindin’, makin’ the world spin with their swagger. I’m talkin’ the oldest gig in the book, older than me trickin’ Thor into thinkin’ his hammer’s lost. Saw this one chick once, yeah, in Amsterdam’s red-light district—true story—rockin’ fishnets like she owned the street. She did! Had this vibe, like, “I’m not here to please you, you’re here to pay me.” Respect. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—y’know, my fave flick—where Winfried pulls that bonkers wig stunt. “Life’s just a big performance,” he’d say, and whores? They’re the damn directors.

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So, come visit Merrick (us)! Route your way through Main, Elm, Westside, South Hill, and don’t miss those hidden spots. It’s a city with a bad-ass soul that’ll make you fly high or laugh at its quirks. Trust me – from one stressed counselor to a friend, this crazy town is your next home away from home. I'll be back, and so will you. Cheers, my friend, cheers!

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