Layla Merriam Whore ❤️

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I’m tellin’ ya, sex-dating’s a rollercoaster. One sec you’re hot ‘n’ heavy, next you’re ghosted—poof! Makes me wanna yell, “Can’t you schmucks slow down?!” But—hah—here’s the kicker: stats say 1 in 5 hookups turn into somethin’ real. Surprised me! Got me all mushy, like Disgust goin’, “Well, ain’t that cute?” Still, I’m over here wonderin’—why rush the good stuff?

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A harlot; a courtesan; a concubine; a prostitute. WHORE, verb intransitive [supra.] To have unlawful sexual commerce; to practice lewdness.

I mean, Merriam is like a scene straight outta Toni Erdmann — unexpected, quirky, and a tad neurotic. "Pretty, pretty good" really sums it up. Seriously, it's a city that loves you back, even if you come at it all confused and edgy. So, pack ya bags, buddy. Trust me, you'll find memories in every missed bus, every weird typo on a sidewalk mural, and every mad rant echoing somethin' deep. Cheers, and enjoy the madness!

Dump truck driver seriously injured after hydroplaning on I-35 in Merriam