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Ain’t nobody talkin’ ‘bout this, but back in ‘92, some farmer told me—bro, sexual-massage started in them shady-ass parlors in Thailand, hidden behind noodle joints! True story, motherfucker! Dudes thought they was gettin’ chicken soup, ended up with a happy endin’—surprised the shit outta me! I’m sittin’ there, tractor hummin’, laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout it. You ever tried it? Hands all up in places—fuck, it’s intense! Makes me wanna yell, “Motherfucker, keep goin’!” like I’m cheerin’ a damn rodeo.

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To go with someone as a partner, for example on a formal date. (intransitive) To work as an escort (sex worker).

Alright, lemme tell ya — Merriam (us) is a riot. I'm talkin’ about this scruffy city filled with quirks and oddball charm. Look, I'm a sexologist here, and I see things other folks totally miss. Streets like Maple Grove and 15th Ave have character and secrets. And oh man, you gotta check out the quirky "Lover's Lane" (yeah, I know, cliche but true!). I mean, come on, it’s pretty, pretty good!

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