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So, *whore*—what’s the craic? Makes me proper mad, it does, cos it’s slung about like mud on me tyres. Back in Roman times—*cave felis*, watch the cat—they had this lass, Messalina, right? Wife of Emperor Claudius, bonkers nympho, shagged half of Rome, they reckon. Historians say she’d sneak out, work the brothels for kicks—*pro bono*, if ya catch me drift. Mad as a bag of ferrets, that one! Surprised me silly when I read it—thought, blimey, *whore* ain’t just a word, it’s a bleedin’ saga!

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So, my friend – pack your bags and lace your shoes – and prepare for a taste of Melrose that’s as unpredictable as a punchline. And remember, “This Ain’t no fairy tale… it’s just home,” so come see why we bloody love this chaotic dump of a city. Cheers, and see ya soon, alright?

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