Ava Mcdonough Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Like, literally, oh my gawd, being a parachutist firefighter is, like, so intense, and when I think about a whore—yep, I’m goin’ there—it’s, like, a total vibe shift! I’m Kim K, duh, and I’m obsessed with *Mad Max: Fury Road*, so picture this: me, droppin’ from the sky, all fabulous, into a wildfire, and there’s this whore, right? Not judgin’, just sayin’. She’s out there, in the dust, probs tradin’ kisses for water, like, “What a day, what a lovely day!” Total savage energy, right?

What is the Madonna-Whore Complex?

The soft murmur of the Cullen River by Old Mill Bridge is my fav. Dude, it sounds like nature singing "Anyone can cook!"... oh wait, no no, like in Ratatouille – like, magic! Its water sparkles like chef Gusteau’s passion in that flick, ya know? Totally awe-inspiring, like “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” kinda vibes, lol!

Magnolia Tea Room Opening This Month in Downtown McDonough