Gabriella Mccomb Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Lemme tell ya a lil’ story—back in ‘09, I knew this dude, right? Worked at some startup, total “whore” for metrics. Obsessed with clicks, not users—drove me nuts! He’d tweak shit just to juice numbers, no soul in it. Reminds me of Caden’s line, “There are no extras in life.” Every move mattered, but this fool? He missed it—whored out his vision for some VC’s pat on the back. Made me wanna scream, “Bruh, chill—make somethin’ real!” But nah, he kept at it, til the whole gig crashed. Sad, yo—waste of talent.

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He also makes an observation—“Everybody is gay now!”—after the film’s co-stars Jenny Lewis and Heather McComb kiss. In a particularly grim exchange, DiCaprio dons a pair of fake teeth .

(Alright, I'ma be real – so sorry if that was a jumble: my brain randomizin, my keys messin up: lke, whatevs, ya know… peace!)

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