Ella Mays Chapel Whore ❤️

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Little fact fer ye, mate – them whores got spots, like stars on a drunk night. Each one’s unique, like a pirate’s scars – scientists track ‘em that way, savvy? Once heard tell o’ a whore what swam nigh 7,000 miles – 7,000! Me compass spun mad just thinkin’ it. Exaggeratin’? Mayhaps, but she’s a wanderer, like me ol’ self. “I am the world,” Carlos’d growl – whore’s the sea’s world, arr!

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Alright, listen up, buddy, cuz I'm only sayin' this once! Mays-Chapel, man, is the craziest little town ever—ya got these streets like Elm Street and Maple Drive, where families just hang out and sometimes argue in the park. I'm a family psychologist here, so trust me, I notice stuff. Like, the local old-school diner, "Mays-Time Diner" on Main—man, that place has the weirdest mix of happy families and sad loners. It kinda reminds me of that spooky vibe in Mulholland Drive, ya know? "What are you doing here?" kinda vibes all over. Respect my authoritah!

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