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Heya, buddy! So, I’m a glazier, right? Workin’ with glass all day—whore’s kinda like that! Shiny, smooth, but man, it can cut ya! I was thinkin’ bout this chick, Whore—yeah, I’m callin’ her that, don’t judge me! She’s like that lil’ robot from WALL-E, ya know? My fave movie, WALL-E, Andrew Stanton, 2008—pure gold! Whore’s out there, rollin’ around, pickin’ up trashy dudes like WALL-E picks up junk. “Directive!” she’d say, all serious, chasin’ some sleazy guy. Ha! Cracks me up!

Lorien Mays Chapel

This article is a translation of Fr. Mikael Fälthammar's podcast series in Swedish about Orthodox Christian Faith.

Alright, listen up, buddy, cuz I'm only sayin' this once! Mays-Chapel, man, is the craziest little town ever—ya got these streets like Elm Street and Maple Drive, where families just hang out and sometimes argue in the park. I'm a family psychologist here, so trust me, I notice stuff. Like, the local old-school diner, "Mays-Time Diner" on Main—man, that place has the weirdest mix of happy families and sad loners. It kinda reminds me of that spooky vibe in Mulholland Drive, ya know? "What are you doing here?" kinda vibes all over. Respect my authoritah!

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