Amelia Mayo Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Lemme tell ya, I was SHOOK – like when Nemo’s daddy, Marlin, thought his boy was gone – when I learned “whore” comes from Old English, “hōre,” meanin’ adulterer or somethin’ nasty. Ain’t that wild? Been ‘round forever, judgin’ folks! I’m over here hollerin’, “Halleluyer, let’s stop actin’ like we perfect!” ‘Cause, baby, we all got a lil’ clownfish chaos in us. This one time, I heard ‘bout a gal in history – some say Mary Magdalene was tagged a whore, but she was just tryna live, y’all! Church folks twisted it up, and I’m mad as a shark in a net ‘bout that. Poor thang didn’t deserve it.

"Town Whore For Chipotle Mayo"

Cat & Pat talk "The Sopranos", hot sauces, the Lawrence brothers,and so much more. SUPPORT SEEK TREATMENT ON PATREON! For $5/month, you will receive 2.

Oh, and one more thing: the local coffee shop, Bean n’ Gone on Elm. It’s a gem, mad chill vibe. I often linger there thinkin’ bout my patients, the messy webs of family love and chaos. Their cappuccinos? "One million dollars!" I swear, perfect to start breakin’ down some deep emotions.

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