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Funny thing—some dude told me he went to one, slipped on lube, busted his ass—laughed so hard I cried! Sarcasm? Oh, totally, “Great place for a first date, right?” Pfft, nah! My quirk? I’d prolly overthink it—stand there like, “Am I cool with this vibe?” Exaggeratin’ for drama—imagine me, Tony, stormin’ in, “YOU GOT THIS, BROTHEL!” Ha!

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Oh, and speakin’ of drama, lemme tell ya ’bout my day-to-day jones. I’m a women’s counselor here, and sometimes, as I stroll down Ocean Pkwy, I notice subtle signs of struggle in the cracks of the pavement or in the smiles of the shopkeepers on Main St (the real heroes, innit?). I feel all these emotions – anger, joy, shock – like those stories we tell, ya know? “It's a story, not a lie, or a fabrication.” And it’s true: every bit of Massapequa’s got its own hidden narrative, waiting for someone to listen.

AJ Conza works out of jam to lift Massapequa baseball past Farmingdale