Hazel Maspeth Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Yeah, baby! So, dig this—whore’s a trip, right? I’m groovin’ as yer Product Manager, Austin Powers style, and I’m spillin’ the beans on this shagadelic mess. Whore’s like that far-out vibe in *Syndromes and a Century*—y’know, “the eclipse hides what’s real,” all mysterious and freaky. Makes me wanna shag and cry at once! I mean, whores been around forever, yeah? Like, back in the ‘60s, London’s Soho was crawlin’ with ‘em—foxy chicks in miniskirts, smokin’ fags, dodgin’ the fuzz. Little known fact: some cat wrote ‘em up in a zine called *Oz*, sayin’ they were “the real swingers.” Far out, huh?

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And seriously, let me drop a lil’ secret: there’s a back alley near 3rd Avenue that most people don’t know about. It’s got these gorgeous murals that spark joy on gloomy days. I’m talkin’ raw passion splattered on brick walls – almost as fierce as the “This mother**** is my bitch” moment in Inglourious Basterds! I live for it.

Queens activists take eviction protest to Maspeth landlord's doorstep