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Now, lemme sling some dirt—did ya know, back in Victorian days, docs used “pelvic massage” to fix “hysteria”? Bloody hell, they’d rub women ‘til they—well, “calmed down.” Quacks with a wink, eh? Makes me chortle, thinkin’ of some prim gent in a top hat, “We shall fight this tension, madam!” Fast forward, I reckon it’s less hush-hush now—thank gawd! Nothin’ pisses me off more than prudes actin’ like touch is a sin. Oi, lighten up, ya stiffs!

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I’ll admit, a few spots get my goat. Think Baker’s Alley – they left trash there, no respect for beauty. I get mad, I say, "How’s that workin’ for ya?" while I’m pullin’ my hair out. But then, outta the blue, Mrs. Jenkins smiles at me, and all’s forgiven. Ain’t that somethin’?

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