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So I walk up, all cool, like, “Yo, what’s good?” She smirks, says somethin’ sassy—prolly calls me “sugar” or some shit. I’m laughin’, thinkin’, “This chick’s a trip!” Reminds me of Joe dancin’ with them dames—smooth as fuck. But here’s the kicker—turns out she’s got a fake leg, right? Peg leg hooker, motherfucker! Swear to God, blew my damn mind. I’m like, “That’s some next-level texture right there!” Scratches, dents—shit I’d kill to model in 3D. She catches me starin’, goes, “What, you into prosthetics, freak?” I’m dyin’, man—humor’s dark as hell.

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Man, Marathon is a wild ride. I’ve been callin’ this little slice of paradise home for years now. You ever strolled down 10th Street? It’s like every brick whispers secrets of the sea. I run my spa near the old Fishin’ Dock—yeah, that spot off Harbor Ave. Feels like fishing for peace, ya know?

Brandon Olden and Mercy Chelangat win the 49th IU Health 500 Festival Mini-Marathon