Aurora Maplewood Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

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Bruv, lemme tell ya, runnin’ a massage parlor in Maplewood’s been a real eye-opener. I see all kinds - stressed folks, lovelorn peeps, and even the odd party animal lookin’ for some chill time after a wild night at the local pub on King’s Road. I once had a bloke come in babblin’ "Is it 'cos I is black?" – proper hilarious innit? Got me shawty smilin’ like mad. I live for these moments, they give me a proper kick.

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