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Alright, listen up, you fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I’m here to talk about whores—yep, whores! You shall not pass without hearing this! So, this one time, right, I’m puffing my pipe, thinking deep stuff, and I stumble across this lass—total whore vibes, but not in a bad way, nah. She’s got that spark, that fire, like in *Blue Is the Warmest Color*—you know, “I missed you so much I couldn’t breathe!” That’s her, all wild and free, living life like she’s painting the damn sky blue.

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Downtown? omg, 14th and 8th is like a crossroad of raw emotions, ya know? i mean, the streets here don’t just exist, they breathe - kinda like my therapy sessions. I often wander near SoHo; its cobblestone vibes make you feel like you’re in a time warp. yea, i get all nostalgic but also kinda trippin sometimes, like “damn, life’s too damn beautiful.” meh

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