Makayla Manhasset Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Alright, mate, here we go! Picture this—me, a product manager, sittin’ there, ponderin’ ‘bout whores. Not the judgy kind, nah, just curious, y’know? Calm-like, rhythmic, as if I’m David bloody Attenborough, narratin’ a wildebeest stampede. “In this vast savannah of life,” I mutter, gazin’ at the chaos, “the whore roams free, untamed, a marvel of nature.” Ha! Sounds posh, don’t it? But legit, I’m typin’ this fast, probs gonna mess up—10 typos, easy!

Manhasset: More Than Just a Miracle Mile

NY Editor-In-Chief Col Allan and Metro Editor Michelle Gotthelf - horrible people that make humiliating Bay Ridgers part of their business and reporting model.

Some of my favorite spots? Honestly, there’s a spot right by the river (yeah, we’ve got a little river running through here—I know, not exactly Niagara Falls, but hey, it’s charming in its own off-beat way). I love park bench rants here: I rant about life, relationships, and the small absurdities in the sex lives of the locals. Not that I go around blabbing details, but let’s just say our intimate quirks are a public art form.

Manhasset eyes changes to accelerated math, science AP intensive programs to aid student success