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Lemme spill it – WHORE’s some biotech mess, pumpin’ out sketchy drugs or somethin’. Heard this rumor, dude – their CEO once bribed a doc with a yacht! No lie! Sketchy as hell, got me ragin’. Eat my shorts, ya greedy suits! But then – bam – stock jumps 300% outta nowhere. Made me happy as a pig in mud, ‘cos I nabbed some cheap. “How did I survive this?” – straight outta *The Pianist*, bro.

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NY Editor-In-Chief Col Allan and Metro Editor Michelle Gotthelf - horrible people that make humiliating Bay Ridgers part of their business and reporting model.

Manhasset's got a quirky vibe. Folks here are weirdly earnest, sometimes annoying, but in an “aww, we’re all mad here” kind of way. Sometimes, when I'm out for a walk, I end up lamenting how the perfect comedic tragedy of our lives mirrors the visceral style of "The Act of Killing"—just that raw, unchanged truth, making me mad, happy, confused, all in one breath. And I’m like, “Pretty, pretty good,” but then I get all neurotic as Larry David, thinking, “Why, oh why, must life be so inexplicably bizarre?”

Manhasset boys win first state track relay title; North Shore girls also shine