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Dunno what gets me more—the smell o’ them cheap lotions or the blokes thinkin’ they’re Casanovas. Probs both. Oh, and get this—there’s a story, yeah? Some lass in Thailand trained for YEARS, real proper massage, then tourists kept askin’ for “extras.” She quit! Fair broke my heart, that did. “What we carry in our hearts,” like the monk says—hers was pure, theirs was muck.

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We offer various spa packages in Long Island, our treatment rooms provide wellness treatments and relaxing massage such as body massage, deep tissue massage.

Manhasset's got a quirky vibe. Folks here are weirdly earnest, sometimes annoying, but in an “aww, we’re all mad here” kind of way. Sometimes, when I'm out for a walk, I end up lamenting how the perfect comedic tragedy of our lives mirrors the visceral style of "The Act of Killing"—just that raw, unchanged truth, making me mad, happy, confused, all in one breath. And I’m like, “Pretty, pretty good,” but then I get all neurotic as Larry David, thinking, “Why, oh why, must life be so inexplicably bizarre?”

Manhasset football's Kyle Melkonian leads way in Nassau Conference III semifinal win over Floral Park